Aux Tuileries Puddles gleamed in the sun today like overmilked tea brewing in gravel bowls which is really quite sad for there is so much more there that is distinctly un-tea: sand that could have lined the banks of a great romantic river rain water from god-knows-where, maybe Bermuda, each droplet an angel freshly fallen to stew in warming muck, a raging hangover after transatlantic ecstasy all mixed in footprints with dust lifted off the Louvre and some sandwich crumbs probably and definitely some skin shedded by passers-by, messy microscopic soup Is this not how we all came about? A womb impregnated by the watery ejaculate of a nuage flâneur by now showering Montmartre before strolling out to the banlieues, going far and drying out. I have left home and come back with soggy socks, all to be washed down with a sad tea. Children step into puddles for the splash.